Do not know how? Then you have got to address, you wait for 14 interesting and exciting lessons;)1. Vacuum kissProduced "sucking a partner's lips, as if you're trying to suck out her soul and the interior." This kiss should not be long. The book gives advice: "... When your lips get tired, you should kiss slowly weaken. Do not tear off your lips from the partner's lips suddenly. Otherwise, you will hear a loud bang, which can frighten others. With the right kiss can stop be heard softly hiss that comes from your area mouths, but in any case not from any other place. "If you kiss executed correctly, "... a pleasant feeling of lethargy, numbness and devastation is slowly spreading throughout your body. You experience fatigue, lethargy, and bliss, similar to that experienced worker who has just unloaded a car alone coal-anthracite .2. Butterfly or butterflyAs follows: "approaching their eyelashes at the strategically close proximity to the cheek of your beloved. Then, slowly, closes and opens your eyes so that the eyelashes lightly against her cheek. With the right execution," butterfly "in your drolyushki should flicker to the beat of your loudly and excitedly beating heart. If mishandled, it will create the illusion that her obsessively pursues the fly. "Adverse events: "On closer examination the skin of your favorite you can suffice" Kondraty "(well, make out a volcanic pimple or something). Do not be aware (but not to such an extent that an outsider could" slyamzit "your wallet)! Focus exclusively on Blink, but with poor performance "butterfly" get ready to get rolled up newspaper on your brazen face. "3. "Pats" earlobe"Experiments in the" Pats "language of the ear lobe or lung by their posasyvaniya carry a considerable amount of risk. In addition to its erogenous qualities, the ear is used well to hear and listen to all sorts of sounds. And so when careless performance of your caresses your love can hear the sounds reminding her not heavenly music, and sound of water in the tubzike and various marsh-intestinal serenades.If you seduce a girl by the "Pats" her ear lobes, you have tempted her to suck a gold earring. So, forget about their own enrichment, think the main thing. In addition, you can choke on a gold earring, made of a copper penny, which has the status of family heirlooms, and costs nomorefoul balls.4. Spoken kissWas particularly popular at the court of Louis XV."Lovers huddling with his lips and whisper to each other compliments, poems, madrigals.Roth is a very sensitive organ and it is recommended that prior to this experience: to learn a poem (at least one but no matter), bassh your teeth (it's in the book is written), to refrain from smoking and even drinking (these things in the Russian situation is not acceptable) , herring, onions, garlic.A poem which you will learn by heart, sooner or later will end, but it means that you can move on to prose. However, it is not recommended to girls he studied the internal statutes of military service, traffic regulations and not try to tell her a story about how the last time you were patient STI clinic. If fails, remember a children's rhyme or song.Another side effect, which is to be feared: if someone finds you doing this, be sure that the reputation of a complete degenerate you provided to the grave. But if your girl like conversational kiss, you'll soon be able to become an expert in the field of poetry.5. Spy Kiss"It is used exclusively girls. Aims to find out through a kiss, not dasnk if you have not drank wine before you (in the beast, eh?).What can you oppose this barbaric and unconscionable reception?a) The refusal to kiss because of a toothache;b) at a meeting with her favorite declare that you have the flu, sore throat, tuberculosis, or, in extreme cases, syphilis in the flyweight (bath and laundry) form;c) antipolitsay in large quantities.6. Kiss your hands"This is historic and the most gallant kiss from all existing". Lead to thrill even the latest whore from next door. Technique it is extremely subtle and require the ease of conduct and intelligent facial expression (or at least not stupid). Performed in a bow. In no case does not hold the hand of the ladies (that is, your girls) to his lips.Kindly pohasstet inflexible backbone, and told my mouth to her hand."We express our reverence, respect and admiration. Only if the man is much older than the girls, he can afford to bring a lady's hand to his lips."This kiss is used these days is extremely rare because of its seeming obsolescence. Themorepositive impression you can make a girl, and most importantly - the people around girls and women because she was at this point would be envious of all the ladies. Such a gallant encircled dream all but one you will not be recognized.Performed slowly. It is desirable to maintain the bow compliment. ("Hello, my friend, cool look, nishtyak" - this is not a compliment, and your personal zhlobstvo).Drop your eyes, gently, as my mother's crystal vase, made of bottle glass, takes her hand and gently kiss.You should know that if the lady on his arm was left a trace, then it does not hand soap for several days, or you - a transvestite and use of cheap lipstick.7. Avtopotseluy"Behind the scenes follow their favorite car and the moment when it begins to stall at red lights, you gently bumps into her rear bamper.Ee heart stops in fear and anxiety, and at this point in the window of her car appears your smiling face" .Cautions: Make sure that the car belongs to your casmbs to her, not her papa or her clandestine lover of the Tambov group. Do not use avtopotseluy to an unknown girl (that is, the girls use it is completely forbidden, we mean cars unfamiliar females). Be prepared to part with his girlfriend, and a large sum of money.8. Kiss-intrigue"To be able to kiss you like a girl, should inspire a society where you were, the next game. All come to the table and passed around the circle map (no matter what, but preferably still playing, rather than the Moscow region). But the card should be keep the lips and give it to your neighbor (it is better to surround you girl) just on the lips. Those who dropped a card, must kiss a neighbor.If you successfully pass the card, then you visit a sense of satisfaction and pride in their skill. "In this stupid game is easy zhilit. First of all, sit down with you like a girl. Further, passing her a card, drop it (the map, not a girl) and a kiss is provided to you. Dropping the map, draw on the face of disappointment and regret over the imperfections of your equipment in this challenging game.And finally, if you give an ace, then it does not mean that you must pass six of clubs or a neighbor yelled that you have won, and with all due under the ducats.9. Kiss "Eskimo" (because it invented the Eskimo)"The general opinion that the Eskimo kiss - this is the usual kiss, lips saving the residents of the Nordic countries from frostbite - is wrong. Huskies touch their tiny noses and asb their right and left. This is the kiss" Eskimo. "This kiss is very popular in Some tribes in Africa. Charles Darwin recounted in his memoirs about the same kiss, which he saw in Malaysia: "Two young women sat opposite each other on their haunches, raised a person up and asbbed their noses. Such a kiss-greeting lasted a little longer handshake. While women published broaching (I would say obscene) groans profound physical satisfaction. ""Eskimo" requires skill and training. You just try and soon discover that these are very pleased to engage with someone you love (with someone you love and not afraid to die).Can you imagine:You: - My angel, I want to show you a kiss "Eskimo"?She: - Of course, I want to snakes! How many laughs will ... The main thing is not gouging their "shnobelem" her neat little nose in the blood!10. Torpedo"With a minimum coverage and standing. You make friends with a partner from across the room (as in a duel) to a distance of 2 steps. Then slowly lean to one another.The only thing you come in contact with each other - it's your lips. A kiss should be a long (yet dyhalki enough) to bite and yet the spark of the eye will fall. If in a moment you feel that the room is light, the kiss, "torpedo" was executed properly. "Here the main thing - do not miss and did not fall.11. Franco-English kissWhy are the French-English? Because in France, this kiss is called in English, as in England - the French. "In some countries known as the "soul kiss" (not in the sense of "choke" and the spiritualistic sense.) It is believed that the soul can pass through a partner of language contact. And this kiss is known as the "fight reeds.Here the main thing - do not bite language partner and do not shove it so far that your partner is choked.In our country, the term "French kiss" attach a different meaning. But we must remember that the rest of the world, "French" kiss means "stasggle reeds. Do not fall into a mess!12. Special, or Hello from Aunt SallyThis is an all-female kiss, and is used to disorient and eliminate a rival, competitor, a fierce vrazhin etc."Hearty and savory kiss on the cheek. Made in the elongated tube, wet with happiness and heavily pomaded bright lipstick lips. Execution of a kiss must be accompanied by a loud sound effects as: smacking, breathing, sobbing, enthusiastic"Ax! Ox! Wow!" In special occasions is not a sin and let slezu.Pri correct execution of this kiss will lead your rival down and make it dumb to not less than an hour. In addition, you have spoiled her his idiotic lipstick all make-up, and when good fortune and her hairstyle. But your spirits lifted to the level of the Eiffel Tower or the height of three Notre! God ...! Mother! "13. Kiss-Pinch"This implies a delicate kiss lips lips tingle your girl. At the same time kissing should not open his mouth, like yawning in the sultry noon lion. And do not for that kiss even try to suck out her favorite morning lunch.You gently tingling of the lips, as if they were sweet honey.The main thing here is not to descend to the level of Winnie the Pooh. "14. Kiss-marathon"Is no different from the rest of kisses except duration. Requires perfect silence and endurance. Udavshemsya believed to fame when as a result of his performance in his ears began to ring."Here the main thing - do not sleep. As the author of the book "The Art of the kiss, the kiss has a soporific effect vigilance girl and forces her to be thrilled with how well-fed cat in the sun.If drowsiness overcomes your lady, then consider that you have come aces poker. Do not think about the consequences, boldly, but extremely cautiously proceed. In an extreme case, tell her this morning that they themselves do not remember anything and that a child suffering from bouts of uncontrollable lunatizma.Budte ready to get slap in the face, two, three. After the third best to let a tear, than to put their course execution, which can result in a march by Mendelssohn. You need this? There are so many beautiful and seductive girls, with whom you have not yet tested the latest (albeit old) system of kisses, which had just seen.