How to seduce a married woman
And believe me, not because it is immoral and amoral. Quite the contrary. Just our wise ancestors since the Ice Age firmly know: seducing women - it is very fast and very simple. And seduce a married woman and in general - a breeze. Here's just a question - why do you need? Ah, still need ... You are in my life met such a beauty, mad with passion and are willing to literally everything. Okay, I'm ready to agree. And despite the fact that over the past two years, at least a thousand times wrote about the fact that all daughters of Eve are the same in principle, and that means that you are so fervently vozhdeleete, is not different from the others. Rather, different, but just the fact that it is not yours. That is why you desperately want it up. Well, if you so need - take. But remember to start the four big NOT to be taken into account when seducing a married woman to every decent man.Can no longer be:1 can not climb into the family nest, which founded the venerable man, influential and well-off. And this despite the fact that the pot-bellied bankers and businessmen, as luck would have an incredibly high quality and straight from the tin wife. Formoreclarification, I think, unnecessary. You yourself understand perfectly well that, at best, you very much beaten. And this, again, at best. Therefore, stay away from the pretty ladies in silver sable and black Mercedes. Even if they do and strive to hang on your neck. They, of course, entertainment. But you ... However, a loophole you still have ... Themselves quickly become non-poor, respectable and influential, and only steal a new Russian colleagues, his legitimate half. Although it is unlikely to you if interested. You are currently just buy a brand new - brighter, younger and not used.2 can not try to prevent idiotic and, in fact, quite harmless, thankfully newlyweds. Firstly, the first two months after the wedding, through suffering and long-awaited women glupeyut so diseased that it is not able to respond to any external stimuli. Secondly, according to statistics, 90 percent of the time the couple spend in bed, doing what we know to complete mental and physical exhaustion. Do not climb the same to you on the bed! And anyway, do not waste time and nerves - yesterday's bride is simply not realize that it seduces you. You can tweak, twirl, lift up her skirt and even a drop on the couch - young wife will continue to look inward fed honey eyes, and from time to time, gently say, therefore, if not lazy, wait a bit. Through some beautiful one year old eyes would lose all their honey and a wonderful start to shine brilliantly unsatisfied hungry predator, bunny will turn into a mediocre kid, and the phrase about the pilfered apples will be played with frank regret that for the stolen apples in our country, alas, do not shoot . And right on the spot.3 can not rob from grace a woman who was unhappy in the marriage. Well, there, her husband, a dasnkard, or beats her how much in vain, or walking in a black ... Is it a burning in the cat's fate. In such a family fair lecher is better not to climb. This sounds, of course, ironic, but judge for yourself. Firstly, it's just unsportsmanlike. Mining is so light that your action will strongly resemble the most ordinary poaching. Secondly, it's as something quite inhuman. What can you give the poor thing, but one hasty intercourse in a week? And she should marry, for real, in an amicable way, with soup, kids and the laundry. You do not take her off? Do not take it. So it turns out - stroked stray kitten on the matted fur, gave him sausage questionable freshness, and then picked up and thrown out the door. Very humane.And finally, most importantly, a large and definitive 4 can not. In no case be familiar with your darling husband, and evenmoreso, to drink with him. Women - they are just as big sluts and famous garden-zohistki. They do not feed bread, and let reduce to the same territory and the husband and lover. So in a calm atmosphere once they compare with each other and secretly enjoy their power. That, they say, what grabbed. Yes, just two. Absolutely do not give in to her provocations and to avoid contact with an opponent at any cost. And not for reasons of personal safety. Just a man, unlike the ladies, being a collective, in other words - Stein. Sense of camaraderie in their blood. Therefore, putting a hundred to a hundred that you will be sincerely sorry for the poor fellow cattle. Because surely it is a very normal guy. And after the first bottle normal guy, as is known, is easily converted first into a great guy, and then in the best pal ... In general, after the third you will surely lose forever married his mistress, but get bosom buddy. Which is better - is unknown. Take your pick. But enough moralizing. Proceed directly to the tactics. So, we decided that the best way to break full, happy, healthy, reasonably well-off families about five to seven years old. And preferably with a certain number of children. This is the most it.Just nutrient broth for breeding lovers. Woman in such a cozy and native marshes, of course, does not break out, there she is warm and damp, but dull and impossible to complete. Especially if the husband is thoroughly fed up, and the cubs have grown so much that do not require all of mom's time and effort. It's time to appear on stage for you. But not at her house, Lord forbid, you do not have it at home! Her house - it is generally a taboo for you and for your novel. Try to gently get to know the object of your passion (or boredom) on a completely neutral territory. Simultaneously with the familiarity most active start gathering information about your future mistress - the furniture in the family, interests, likes, dislikes, weaknesses and habits. However, especially to try you probably will not have to - chatty women and married women are talkative just to the obscene - so she will tell you herself. Most importantly, patience and filter all this muddy and enormous flow of words, which any woman will never fail to bring down a man's head. All assume that the first (and most important!) A step closer to you're done. You heard it! Still, after her husband (if he is, of course, normal person) has ceased to communicate with her at least three months after their unforgettable wedding - oh, you can not imagine how I had a pretty dress ...everything is transparent, one solid and lace up to the floor and on the bottom so tiny asffles with silver piping and sutazhik, sutazhik, sutazhik ... In general, it will spit out to you all, and even without leading questions. Do you consider, consider! How old is she was not in the theater, and how many - in the movie, that ice cream is best vanilla with chocolate and creme baslee from her sick with the first class that abomination of a carnation, and Ivan Ivanovich, Head of Planning Department - darling and handsome, only wears those hideous shoes, and you have a taste that's simply amazing - you must, a tie: pink porosyatki on a green background, a miracle! - Your wife probably gave? Oh, you're not married ... Should act according to information received. (Though for her loyalty is to double-check carefully in consultation with her friends and colleagues, for even tasthful woman - on a completely unknown reason - willingly lie on trifles.) If the husband abandoned doll long and thoroughly, and she longs for the big and pure passion - you cover it with flowers (pasdently sending flowers by hand directly to her at work), tender notes and wet kisses. If she was not satisfied intellectually - visit for a couple of her exhibits and openings, quickly find out who is Borges, and learn a few verses Georgi Ivanov.If it is faithful, by contrast, differs unhealthy activity and your lady muzzy from skydiving, ice fishing and mountain bikes, buy her furry slippers with pom-poms, a ball of wool and knitting needles. And in the appendage tell us what value most in women comfort and housewifely. In general - the act of setting and the method of contradiction. That is generously let your married lover, all that her long years of hopeless deprived callous and unscaspulous husband. And when the glow of your shared passion subsides a bit, thought for a moment and try to remember how many years have not performed in a theater of his own wife? Huh? And anyway, where she zapropastilas?Little "NOT" BIG Adultery1. Pulling adulterymorethan a year - they drink champagne in one gulp, or it fizzles out and turns into a disgusting sweet Voditsa.2. Do not promised anything and never say anything. It is difficult, because it will pull you out of those words in all possible ways, but you hold on. Say - you will end. Without comment.3. No meetings have it or you have at home. Just a rented apartment and is absolutely neutral territory. Otherwise, then would not scare away his beauty from the house. And will be out of inertia on asnning too light - a drink of brandy and complain about life - until you oshaleete. And there, look, and asked to be married ...4. You can not give gifts, which you can easily calculate. And in general - it is better not giving her anything at all. For her own good.5. Turnout (meeting places) should be changed as often as possible in public places does not kiss, subway and public transport use as little as possible - zasekut. However, zasekut anyway. The world is not without good people. 6. You can not leave traces of ardent passion (in the form of scratches, bites and basises), even in the most secluded and the sweet spot of your mistress. It is not good ... She has, after all, the legitimate husband ... Children ...
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